Sunday, March 08, 2009

Hi all

Just wondering how you guys are doing. IF YOU READ THIS, DROP ME AN EMAIL. Really hope to catch up with you guys soon! =D This place is so dead. XP

Sunday, November 25, 2007

"life is unpredictable"
however much we hope certain things dun happen
at times, they do happen.

reports from CNA confirmed tt the 5 bodies found this morning
belongs to the 5 missing singapore rowers

we lost our teacher
Mr stephen Loh

lets us all take a moment of silence
'in memory of mr loh'

you will always be remembered~
on the 23/11 on fri aftnoon at ard 1620 in cambodia
the singapore team dragonboaters on their way to docking after the competition,
a wave hit them which result in the collision with a pontoon and the boat overturn
out of the 22 man crew. 17 surface and 5 did not and are missing until now
which is easily abt 40 hours away.
however much we hope tt it didnt happen at all
Mr stephen Loh, our pe teacher is one of the missing 5.

so far there are no solid reports abt survivors or bodies found,
lets hope tt no news means good news.
while we cant do anything tt will help in the situation,
as what ZJ joe wilson has said.
lets realli pray for his safety
of course for the other 4 singaporeans.

it realli hurts to hear such news abt some1 u noe
and once have an influence on u.
lets us have faith in mr Loh
and believe in him tt he will survive this ordeal
Pray and hope
whichever religion u belong to
or freethinkers like me
keep faith!

~chok kee

Friday, November 16, 2007

Slacker game..

http://www.miniclip.com/games/a-day-of-slacking/en/

LOL...if u are like really really really free (which i assume u might be) check it out...its a stupid game i admit...but its really kind of an addictive game... somehow i made a startling discovery...ok maybe not so shocking...but apparently if u play it as "the guy" its easier...lol

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Help with exams - read this it will seriously help?

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm so sure you can hear me thinking. " Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

6. Bring cheerleaders.

7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand any of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who are you? Where's the regular guy?"

8. Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc. . . ). Play with the volume at max level.

9. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

10. Bring pets.

11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas. "If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

14. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

15. Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.

17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.

20. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

21. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

22. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc. . ).

23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

24. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Forget this!" and walk out triumphantly.

25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i. e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink)

26. Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

28. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

29. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

30. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.

31. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!"

32. Bring a water pistol with you.

33. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

34. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.

35. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

36. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.

37. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.

38. Bring cheat sheets for another class (make sure this is obvious. . . like history notes for a calculus exam. . . otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit. "

39. When you walk in, complain about the heat.

40. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

41. One word: Wrestlemania.

42. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.

43. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.

44. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.

45. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

46. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc. . . sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

47. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

48. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

49. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think. " Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so".

50. Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx is a Terrible Teacher"(P.S don't really do this!!!!)

Sunday, September 16, 2007

My pics!!

Hi guys!!! Howz it been eh?? Haha super slack for me, drinking beer till 3am and watching movies in library... so much time to spend... Still got some more prelim papers eh?? Work hard ppl!!! Soon u'll get to relax just like me!!!

Oh anw, here are some photos I took, of mountains that are Much taller than Mt Faber... Enjoy, and be Green with Envy k?? ;)



Pics taken from Victoria River-side hotel. Ns??



These pics of Victoria Harbour, taken across the river. The white and Green Star Ferry!

Monday, August 20, 2007

TIME...shoot

LOL...i think being at home and sleeping too much is going to my head...now i m suffering from acute insomnia...LOL...so with nothing to do...and dun feel like mugging..i decided to post something...BUCK UP PPLE!!!

3 WEEKS LEFT TO PRELIMS (i was nice enuf to INCLUDE this week)

SO USE THE TIME WISELY...just 3 weeks peeps we can do it

LOL...i should be saying this to myself...

OH...AND AFTER PRELIM? ONLY 5 WEEKS BEFORE A LEVELS....

JIA YOU!! kay i also need to buck up..the end is near...

...i can smell it...

HAHAHA....

eh...after that we'll all party till we drop!!! whoever wants to back out...DUN EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Add Oil people, it's getting scarier....

Yep, it's my first post on this blog, just wanted to say there isn't much time left, so add oil people!

On a lighter note now, anyone wants song requests? Since I am on the com 24/7, might as well use my considerable pollution generating electric box to benefit you people. Just tag on the board, artist and song name, will try to download for you, nudge me on msn for it, and albums are much easier for me to download.


-Chien Wei

Thursday, August 09, 2007

Celebrate today

HAPPY 42ND BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE!
enjoy and celebrate this National Day.

Sunday, July 29, 2007

mutiple intelligence index

Hello,
My pastor recently introduced this website to me: it’s about Multiple Intelligence. The idea is, there are 8 different types of intelligences, and each of us has differing areas of strength. Check it out - http://www.ldrc.ca/projects/miinventory/miinventory.php. It’s just a short test of 80 questions that can be answered by options (a bit like shading OAS, heh). After you’re done, perhaps you could just forward me your ID so I can take a look too? :D


I think knowing our personal strengths and inclinations in knowledge would prove pretty useful when applying them to our advantage in studying, determining a future career, and upping our self-worth (academics aren’t everything, right!). Anyway, if you’re interested, my pastor’s conducting a mini-lecture entitled “Understanding Your Multiple Intelligence Profile” – basically, he’s going to go into detail about the profiles we have (based on that URL I gave you) and tell us how we can apply that in real life. Which should be pretty interesting and useful, especially since we’re preparing for entry into university and the working world. It’s held on 4 August, 9am – 10.30am, and at the TOUCH Community Theatre’s Joy Basement Hall. I’ll be going, so you’ll have company if you decide to join me!

please email me your ID and also inform me whether you could make it this saturday(4 August) by thursday. thanks!


Hope to see you there!


Take care,

Deyao

Saturday, July 28, 2007

DISCLAIMER!! THIS IS NOT A HOW WELL U KNOW ME TEST!!!
its a HOW MUG ARE U test!!!
LOL
Leaderboard
Create your own Friend Test here
LOL...i was bored and damn upset our class blog is dying...lol...i'm like dying with thie class blog...lol...some of it is really really lame la...but i was tired and i can't think straight le... hai...

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

PHOTOS!! *NEW*

HELLO PEEPS!!! Have a break from your mugging and peek into the lives of our dearest classmates!

Ming En's and Xue Yuan's passport size photos!

I personally think that these are the most hilarious ones, besides Wilson's.
I hope they won't kill me!
Guys mugging during the Terra House session
Steffi's 18th Brithday (28Jun, on Physics CT)
Er... Girls outing after CTs? At the toilet! lol
Christine, me, Steffi, Michelle.

At botanic gardens during the Enrichment Week.

Mr Low!! He was in solitude a few seconds before this pic is taken.

MR LOW ACTING EMO!!
but looking very 'uncle' instead.


If you've got any of our classmates photos, pls bluetooth me or smth! thank you!!
STUDY HARD! =D


Cheers,
Charissa

Monday, July 23, 2007

WHO NEEDS CONSULTATION FOR HYPOTHESIS TESTING??

LOL...100 posts...100 posts...100 posts...LOL the only remaining mantra in my mind...LOL...then after lookin at the sad exsistence of our class blog...as well as inspiration from char...LOL...i decided to "kop" her post...LOL...maybe not e entire post but the main idea...hahaha...enjoy... HAHAH...oh and since char kept her promise to upload photos i will definitely have to keep to my promise...LOL

BY THE WAY...THIS WOULD BE REALLY REALLY GOOD FOR THOSE WHO DID NOT UNDERSTAND HYPOTHESIS TESTING...HAHAHA

After CT results have been announced i noticed that we have an increase in library attendance, mugger sympotoms, decrease in MSN online peeps and even closet mugger sightings...

SO THE ULTIMANTE QUESTION: IS S05 A MUGGER CLASS??

Their null hypothesis, Ho : 06S05 is a mugger class.
My alternative hypothesis or claim, H1 : 06s05 is just full of muggers...LOL.


My arguments : Prior to the CT results we were pretty much still laid back...so considereing that in the past we were not mugger...and are only mugger now cos the entire school is pressuring us, we're NOT a mugger class....but simply STARTING to mug

Hence, pt 3 (=>p-value) <> level of significance. DOTZ...)


Thus, we reject Ho and conclude that there is INSUFFICIENT evidence, with regards to S05, to the claim that S05 is a mugger class.


this is called applying what u have learnt in life.
my thanks: njc maths department! =) and char... i mainly kopped the entire thing from her and put it into S05 context... LOL

YES..PEOPLE...WE KNOW HAVE THE 76TH POST!! PPLE HELP ME PLS!! EVEN IF U DUN WANNA WRITE AT LEAST TAG...TO MAKE MY SLCKING AWAY TIME ON THIS MORE WORTH MY WHILE!!! lol

Friday, July 20, 2007

BDAES!!

LOL...yes i know my numerous. pathetic attempts at reviving this blog is always unsuccesful...LOL...BUT I WILL NOT GIVE UP!!! LOL...in desperation i m writing a post i only know how...LOL..bdae infos!!! lol...lame i know... but my aim is to pull this blog to the 100th post...after that i'll die happy...LOL... well here goes...

Jan (kay i checked we dun have any jan pple in the class if i m not wrong...lol)

Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom showsemotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality.

Feb (YING XU!! 22nd feb rite?)

Abstract thoughts. (lol...prob why she's like pro in phy??) Loves reality and abstract (hmm...like sciences and e arts?). Intelligent and clever (need i say more?). Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone (WOOTS!! u go ying xu..ahaha). Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny (ER...i'll pretend i never saw tt). Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. (HMM...ying xu how true is tt??)

Mar (KOK XUE YUAN...lol)

Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity.(ER...WHY DO I DOUBT THIS??) Sensitive to others. Great kisser (YEAH OK... NEVER MIND). Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others. (Hmmm...i dunno how true this is...)

Apr (CHRIS!!WILSON and jia hao..i think...)

Suave and compromising.(lol...maybe wilson and jia hao are compromising...but chris?? hahaha...HI boss...KDDING LA) Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. (CHRISTINE!!) Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed (IF U R TALKING ABOUT MUGGING...then yes they fit the bill...). Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confidant. Sensitive. Positive Attitude.Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing (LOL...hmmm commando should be outgg rite?? and CHRIS...OAC??). Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy (WHAHAHA...WU ZUN). Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains (LOL...i agree w the brains part...).

May (Michelle, WU CHIEN WEI, AND MY HUBBY LEE HOM...lol...kay la i wun talk about lee hom...i can hear u all groaning in the dist...LOL...promise)

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated (YES YES...cw is always higly motivated to sleep...oh and EAT). Sharp thoughts. Easily angered (LOL...hmmm someone should try NOT giving cw food...see how angry he gets...). Attracts others and loves attention (I wonder if cw likes SP's attention??). Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally (LOL...sorry for this i can only see the relevance in my hubby...thanks). Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex . Easily consoled. Systematic. left handed (MICH...er i dunno is cw left handed??). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck (hmm...not very ture le...the 2 of them seem to have really good hearing...better than mine). Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing.Loves literature and the arts (ER...). Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children . Hardworking (LOL...hmm yes for mich and cw? closet mugger). High-spirited.

Jun (ME!! i realised i m the ONLY june baby la...so sad...)

You've got the best personality (HAHAH!!YAY!! I M A WINNING PERSONALITY!) and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt (FLIRT?! NEVER! UNLESS W LEE HOM LA! THEN ITS OK...) and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie (ER...good to know?). It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection (HAHAHA...STILL COLLECTING LA...LEE HOM'S ALBUMS). You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself- heck, you've got the looks for it!!!

Jul (ALOT...YUTING, JOE, CHAK, ZJ, ME)

Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strongsense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
(LOL..SORRY HOR I REALLY WANTED TO WRITE SOME COMMENTARY BUT TOO MANY PPLE LE DUNNO WHICH TO WRITE...lol)

Aug (xiao min?? i think...NIC...and Jia hao?? sorry i m really not sure about e dates)

Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. No self-control. Kind hearted. Self-confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful (LOL!! 05 beware of them!!! lol...looks can be decieving). Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an "every thing's peachy" attitude (HUH?). Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. in need of "that someone". Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by "no pain no gain" caring. Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter.

Sept (CHARLIE...also e only sept baby...)

Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret (hmm?? *deep in thought*). Attractive and affectionate to oneself (LOL...yes DY we know u love urself). Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems (LOL...true like counsellour). Brave and fearless. Adventurous.Loving and caring. Suave and generous (YES la very gentleman...hahaha). Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love (DIAOZ...). Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.

Oct (CHU LING!!!TIM, ISAAC AND JI)

Loves to chat. Loves those who love them (YES CHU i know u luv ME and ME loves u too). Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends (LOL tim i know being friendly is ur true nature...but maybe mix less w e gurls?? kidding!!). Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart (LOL!! JI!!!), but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all.

Nov (JESSICA, AARON, CK)

Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times (LOL..aaron try not to be too wild w ur gay partner...esp cw ok?? LOL..hmm was it aaron and cw?? lol...i dun rmd). Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship withsomeone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.

Dec (CHAR N SU LWIN)

This straight-up means you are the most good-looking person possible (LOL...char e chio bu!! LOL...)... Better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand (HEH...yeah char until know i dun get ur siao-ness). Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness (AWW..). Polite and soft-spoken (AUNTIE CHAR? SOFT SPOKEN?? LOL...NO!!! but su lwin quite la). Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke (LOL...too bad i dun get char's joke most of e time). Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored.Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive.

LOL..tt is about it ple...lol...i really should be studying hor?? like spent half an hour on this after coming home from remedial...LOL...my goal: 100 posts!! yes jia you!!

Sunday, July 15, 2007

MATHS 101

LOL...i found this on shar's blog...its so damn funny i gotta put it up...LOL...thanks shar!!! hahaha...for once i can understand maths fully...LOL...u all can call me a feminist for all i care lol...hehehehe

I m sure some of u have seen this...



LOL...hmmm...that might be true but...*evil grin*



WAHAHAHA....take that...lol...kidding...hope y'all enjoyed it

Cheers,
Steff

Sunday, July 08, 2007

Health 101

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this
true?


A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't
waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart
will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life
of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.



Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and
corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an
efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain?
Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy
vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily
allowance of vegetable products.



Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine,
that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of
the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!



Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one.
If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.



Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular
exercise program?

A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!



Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!.... Foods are fried these days in vegetable
oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables
be bad for you?



Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the
middle?

A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You
should
only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.



Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best
feel-good food around!



Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.


----------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?

A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!




Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had
about food and diets.

And remember:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of
arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body
thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride"

AND......

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on
nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those
conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

LOL...i realised our class blog is dying...AGAIN...hai...lol...someone sent this to me...hope u pple find it as lame as i did...I luv the last part though...lol...they should tell that to the GP teachers...especially...never mind..

Sunday, July 01, 2007

FREE LAN/XBOX/PS3

Hello kids,
I booked a place to play free games,
there are 12 computers for LAN, 3 Xbox, 1 PS3 and one Nintendo Wii.
So there is something for all.
Those interested please meet at 820am on 2nd of July (Monday) at Queenstown MRT station.
Yes, this is the same day as the BBQ.
I have booked the place from 9 to 12, the place is at block 162 Bukit Merah Central.
SO please tell me if you are interested.
See you guys Monday.

Sunday, June 24, 2007

4 alphabets

GLHF

Thursday, June 07, 2007

class outing on 29Jun

yupps. look at the title.
it's one day after physics test by the way.
No school on that day! woohoo!
so pls make your day free on that day, and i mean it.
try to make it cos it's very VERY rare that we have an 06S05 class outing.

spread the msg ard! thanks!
oh. tell me wad you want to do on that day too!
pool?

Monday, June 04, 2007

(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:

i got into first team for my pistol team.
someone please celebrate with me for my current progress.