Sunday, March 08, 2009
Hi all
Just wondering how you guys are doing. IF YOU READ THIS, DROP ME AN EMAIL. Really hope to catch up with you guys soon! =D This place is so dead. XP
Sunday, November 25, 2007
"life is unpredictable"
however much we hope certain things dun happen
at times, they do happen.
reports from CNA confirmed tt the 5 bodies found this morning
belongs to the 5 missing singapore rowers
we lost our teacher
Mr stephen Loh
lets us all take a moment of silence
'in memory of mr loh'
you will always be remembered~
however much we hope certain things dun happen
at times, they do happen.
reports from CNA confirmed tt the 5 bodies found this morning
belongs to the 5 missing singapore rowers
we lost our teacher
Mr stephen Loh
lets us all take a moment of silence
'in memory of mr loh'
you will always be remembered~
on the 23/11 on fri aftnoon at ard 1620 in cambodia
the singapore team dragonboaters on their way to docking after the competition,
a wave hit them which result in the collision with a pontoon and the boat overturn
out of the 22 man crew. 17 surface and 5 did not and are missing until now
which is easily abt 40 hours away.
however much we hope tt it didnt happen at all
Mr stephen Loh, our pe teacher is one of the missing 5.
so far there are no solid reports abt survivors or bodies found,
lets hope tt no news means good news.
while we cant do anything tt will help in the situation,
as what ZJ joe wilson has said.
lets realli pray for his safety
of course for the other 4 singaporeans.
it realli hurts to hear such news abt some1 u noe
and once have an influence on u.
lets us have faith in mr Loh
and believe in him tt he will survive this ordeal
Pray and hope
whichever religion u belong to
or freethinkers like me
keep faith!
~chok kee
the singapore team dragonboaters on their way to docking after the competition,
a wave hit them which result in the collision with a pontoon and the boat overturn
out of the 22 man crew. 17 surface and 5 did not and are missing until now
which is easily abt 40 hours away.
however much we hope tt it didnt happen at all
Mr stephen Loh, our pe teacher is one of the missing 5.
so far there are no solid reports abt survivors or bodies found,
lets hope tt no news means good news.
while we cant do anything tt will help in the situation,
as what ZJ joe wilson has said.
lets realli pray for his safety
of course for the other 4 singaporeans.
it realli hurts to hear such news abt some1 u noe
and once have an influence on u.
lets us have faith in mr Loh
and believe in him tt he will survive this ordeal
Pray and hope
whichever religion u belong to
or freethinkers like me
keep faith!
~chok kee
Friday, November 16, 2007
Slacker game..
http://www.miniclip.com/games/a-day-of-slacking/en/
LOL...if u are like really really really free (which i assume u might be) check it out...its a stupid game i admit...but its really kind of an addictive game... somehow i made a startling discovery...ok maybe not so shocking...but apparently if u play it as "the guy" its easier...lol
LOL...if u are like really really really free (which i assume u might be) check it out...its a stupid game i admit...but its really kind of an addictive game... somehow i made a startling discovery...ok maybe not so shocking...but apparently if u play it as "the guy" its easier...lol
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Help with exams - read this it will seriously help?
1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.
2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.
4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.
5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm so sure you can hear me thinking. " Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
6. Bring cheerleaders.
7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand any of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who are you? Where's the regular guy?"
8. Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc. . . ). Play with the volume at max level.
9. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
10. Bring pets.
11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas. "If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.
13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.
14. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
15. Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.
20. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
21. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
22. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc. . ).
23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
24. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Forget this!" and walk out triumphantly.
25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i. e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink)
26. Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
28. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
29. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
30. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.
31. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!"
32. Bring a water pistol with you.
33. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
34. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.
35. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
36. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.
37. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.
38. Bring cheat sheets for another class (make sure this is obvious. . . like history notes for a calculus exam. . . otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit. "
39. When you walk in, complain about the heat.
40. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
41. One word: Wrestlemania.
42. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.
43. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.
44. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.
45. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.
46. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc. . . sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.
47. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
48. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
49. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think. " Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so".
50. Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx is a Terrible Teacher"(P.S don't really do this!!!!)
2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.
4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.
5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm so sure you can hear me thinking. " Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
6. Bring cheerleaders.
7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand any of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who are you? Where's the regular guy?"
8. Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc. . . ). Play with the volume at max level.
9. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
10. Bring pets.
11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas. "If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.
13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.
14. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
15. Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.
20. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
21. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
22. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc. . ).
23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
24. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Forget this!" and walk out triumphantly.
25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i. e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink)
26. Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
28. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
29. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
30. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.
31. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!"
32. Bring a water pistol with you.
33. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
34. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.
35. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
36. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.
37. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.
38. Bring cheat sheets for another class (make sure this is obvious. . . like history notes for a calculus exam. . . otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit. "
39. When you walk in, complain about the heat.
40. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
41. One word: Wrestlemania.
42. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.
43. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.
44. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.
45. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.
46. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc. . . sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.
47. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
48. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
49. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think. " Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so".
50. Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx is a Terrible Teacher"(P.S don't really do this!!!!)
Sunday, September 16, 2007
My pics!!
Hi guys!!! Howz it been eh?? Haha super slack for me, drinking beer till 3am and watching movies in library... so much time to spend... Still got some more prelim papers eh?? Work hard ppl!!! Soon u'll get to relax just like me!!!
Oh anw, here are some photos I took, of mountains that are Much taller than Mt Faber... Enjoy, and be Green with Envy k?? ;)
Pics taken from Victoria River-side hotel. Ns??
Oh anw, here are some photos I took, of mountains that are Much taller than Mt Faber... Enjoy, and be Green with Envy k?? ;)
Pics taken from Victoria River-side hotel. Ns??
These pics of Victoria Harbour, taken across the river. The white and Green Star Ferry!
Monday, August 20, 2007
TIME...shoot
LOL...i think being at home and sleeping too much is going to my head...now i m suffering from acute insomnia...LOL...so with nothing to do...and dun feel like mugging..i decided to post something...BUCK UP PPLE!!!
3 WEEKS LEFT TO PRELIMS (i was nice enuf to INCLUDE this week)
SO USE THE TIME WISELY...just 3 weeks peeps we can do it
LOL...i should be saying this to myself...
OH...AND AFTER PRELIM? ONLY 5 WEEKS BEFORE A LEVELS....
JIA YOU!! kay i also need to buck up..the end is near...
...i can smell it...
HAHAHA....
eh...after that we'll all party till we drop!!! whoever wants to back out...DUN EVEN THINK ABOUT IT
3 WEEKS LEFT TO PRELIMS (i was nice enuf to INCLUDE this week)
SO USE THE TIME WISELY...just 3 weeks peeps we can do it
LOL...i should be saying this to myself...
OH...AND AFTER PRELIM? ONLY 5 WEEKS BEFORE A LEVELS....
JIA YOU!! kay i also need to buck up..the end is near...
...i can smell it...
HAHAHA....
eh...after that we'll all party till we drop!!! whoever wants to back out...DUN EVEN THINK ABOUT IT
Sunday, August 12, 2007
Add Oil people, it's getting scarier....
Yep, it's my first post on this blog, just wanted to say there isn't much time left, so add oil people!
On a lighter note now, anyone wants song requests? Since I am on the com 24/7, might as well use my considerable pollution generating electric box to benefit you people. Just tag on the board, artist and song name, will try to download for you, nudge me on msn for it, and albums are much easier for me to download.
-Chien Wei
On a lighter note now, anyone wants song requests? Since I am on the com 24/7, might as well use my considerable pollution generating electric box to benefit you people. Just tag on the board, artist and song name, will try to download for you, nudge me on msn for it, and albums are much easier for me to download.
-Chien Wei
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